Run That By Me One More Time???

Although this isn't the most dignified story I've ever posted, it's too funny not to share. As I walked down the hallway at 7:30 this morning, a tousle-haired second grade boy said something to me in a flat voice. Thinking I had misunderstood, I said, "What did you say, Sweetie?" Looking at me through sleepy eyes, he mumbled matter-of-factly, "I just farted in the hallway," and continued sluggishly on his way to class. "Thanks for sharing!" I called to his back. You just never know what you'll hear in the hallways of a primary school!